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OLD HAT'S RETURN

Old Hat's coming back
Yes,the rumour is a fact
The war is over but there's more bad news
On any T.V. channel that you choose
I wish I could say it was all a hoax
But the bulletin is too bad for jokes
It's enough to start a heart attack
When you hear that Old Hat is coming back

He's out of date.he's out of tune
Old Hat you know still wants to croon
All of those deleted old hits
That broke a million hearts to bits
He may have to mimic,he may have to mime
He did the same thing in his prime
He'll have no backing band,just a backing track
We'll all go wild when Old Hat's back

You've purchased tickets for every show of the tour
So don't you say he's a caricature
You know he's got you in his grip
You know you're the victim of hero-worship

And when the spotlight falls on the stage
It won't reveal Old Hat's age
Some say his facelift was a success
Some say the surgeon made his face a mess
I'm sure he'll give you your money's worth
He wants to be loved by all on Earth
Adulation is what for he craves
"Old Hat's Back!" the front-page raves

Don't say you wish that Old Hat would vanish
Or he's the one the P.M should banish
He's an icon,a national treasure
He gives the masses a mass of pleasure

Old Hat's coming back
Yes,the rumour is a fact

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